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I daresay one profits more by the mistakes one makes off one's own bat than by doing the right thing on somebody's else advice.
Author: W. Somerset Maugham

Operationally, God is beginning to resemble not a ruler but the last fading smile of a cosmic Cheshire cat.
Author: Sir Julian Huxley

Oppression can only survive through silence.
Author: Carmen de Monteflores

Ordinarily he was insane, but he had lucid moments when he was merely stupid.
Author: Heinrich Heine

Other people's troubles are bearable.
Author: Yiddish Proverb

What is the golden rule for cows? Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you!
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What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow? Cowboom!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

What would you hear at a cow concert? Moo-sic!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

What's a moo hoo for a darling bull? A dear steer!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits? A cud thud!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes