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Our lives teach us who we are.
Author: Salman Rushdie

It's better to be a company than to work for a company.
Author: Jim Coudal

I would rather be a coward than brave because people hurt you when you are brave.
Author: E. M. Forster

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
Author: Alfred North Whitehead

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine.
Author: Sir William Osler

Policeman: Did you know your vehicle was reported stolen? Criminal: It wasn't when I took it.
This is the joke from a category: Criminal jokes

What hired killer never goes to jail? The exterminator.
This is the joke from a category: Criminal jokes

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell? One steals from the people, the other peals, from the steeple.
This is the joke from a category: Criminal jokes

What kind of party do prisoners in jail like most of all. A going-away party.
This is the joke from a category: Criminal jokes

What was the parrot doing in prison ? It was a jail-bird !
This is the joke from a category: Criminal jokes