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Now would I give a thousand furlongs of sea for an acre of barren ground.
Author: William Shakespeare

I expect to pass through this world but once; any good thing therefore that I can do, or any kindness that I can show to any fellow creature, let me do it now; let me not defer or neglect it, for I shall not pass this way again.
Author: Ettiene De Grellet

O jest unseen, inscrutable, invisible, As a nose on a man's face, or a weathercock on a steeple.
Author: William Shakespeare

O wise man, wash your hands of that friend who associates with your enemies.
Author: Saadi

O, how this spring of love resembleth The uncertain glory of an April day!
Author: William Shakespeare

'You boy !' called a policeman.' Can you help ? We're looking for a man with a huge red nose called Cotters......' 'Really ?' said the boy. 'What're his ears called ?'
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Mum: Haven't you finished filling the salt shaker yet ? Son: Not yet. It's really hard to get the salt through all those little holes !
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'William, I've been told that you have been fighting with the boys next door,' said mum. 'yes, but they're twins, so I wanted some way to tell the apart.'
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John kept pestering his parents to buy a video, but they said they couldn't afford one. So one day John came home clutching a package containing a brand-new video. 'Where in the World did you get the money to pay for that ?' asked his father suspiciously. 'It's OK, Dad,' replied John, 'I've traded the TV in for it.'
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Mother: I told you not eat cake before supper. Daughter: But, Mum, it's part of my homework. 'If you take an eighth of a cake from a whole cake, how much is left.
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