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I am a Millionaire. That is my religion.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
Author: J. Paul Getty

Oh, what a dear ravishing thing is the beginning of an Amour!
Author: Aphra Behn

On a lazy Saturday morning when you're lying in bed, drifting in and out of sleep, there is a space where fantasy and reality become one. Are you awake, or are you dreaming? You see people and things; some are familiar; some are strange. You talk, you fee
Author: Lynn Johnston

Human salvation lies in the hands of the creatively maladjusted.
Author: Martin Luther King Jr.

Father Christmas: I thought I asked you to go out there and clear the snow! I'm on my way, Father Christmas. Father Christmas: But you only have one welly on! That's all right! There's only one foot of snow!
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Who made this Christmas pudding? Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it? Elf-raising flour, of course.
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If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called? A subordinate claus.
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How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad!
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How does Santa Claus take pictures? With his North Pole-aroid.
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