Best quotes to send by SMS

I cannot and will not cut my conscience to fit this year's fashions.
Author: Lillian Hellman
The advice of friends must be received with a judicious reserve; we must not give ourselves up to it and follow it blindly, whether right or wrong.
Author: Pierre Charron
I wish you sunshine on your path and storms to season your journey. I wish you peace in the world in which you live... More I cannot wish you except perhaps love to make all the rest worthwhile.
Author: Robert A. Ward
Privacy and security are those things you give up when you show the world what makes you extraordinary.
Author: Margaret Cho
The art of being wise is the art of knowing what to overlook.
Author: William James
The best jokes to send by SMS

What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy
?
Hoppalong Cassidy !
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes
Why did the lizard go on a diet ?
It weighed
too much for its scales !
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes
What's a frogs favourite flower ?
A croakus
!
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes
What do you call the English Toad Prize giving
cermony ?
The Brit Awarts !
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes
Where do frogs keep their treasure ?
In a
croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes