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Men are taught to apologize for their weaknesses, women for their strengths.
Author: Lois Wyse

I don't have a bank account, because I don't know my mother's maiden name.
Author: Paula Poundstone

Men keep agreements when it is to the advantage of neither to break them.
Author: Solon

Men of genius do not excel in any profession because they labor in it, but they labor in it because they excel.
Author: William Hazlitt

Men trust their ears less than their eyes.
Author: Herodotus

What do you call a bird that lives underground ? A mynah bird !
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What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ? A bird who knocks before delivering its message !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ? Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

Why did the chicken cross the playground ? To get to the other slide
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

Why did the chicken end up in the soup ? Because it ran out of cluck !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes