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Greater is our terror of the unknown.
Author: Titus Livius

Grief is the agony of an instant, the indulgence of grief the blunder of a life.
Author: Benjamin Disraeli

Grown-ups never understand anything for themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them.
Author: Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Guilt is anger directed at ourselves--at what we did or did not do.
Author: Peter McWilliams

Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half.
Author: Gore Vidal

Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case? Juror: I don't want to be away from my job that long. Judge: Can't they do without you at work? Juror: Yes, but I don't want them to know it.
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A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a man charged with drunk driving who claimed it simply wasn't true. "I'm as sober as you are, your honor," the man claimed. The judge replied, "Clerk, please enter a guilty plea. The defendant is sentenced to 30 days."
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What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress? Queen Kong.
This is the joke from a category: King Kong jokes

Who is the smelliest, hairiest monarch in the world? King Pong.
This is the joke from a category: King Kong jokes

If King Kong came to England why would he live in the Tower of London? Because he's a beef-eater.
This is the joke from a category: King Kong jokes