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Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now blue-green meat, THAT'S bad for you!
Author: Tommy Smothers

We live as we dream - alone.
Author: Joseph Conrad

I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it.
Author: Thomas Jefferson

If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must Man be of learning from experience.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

I love acting. It is so much more real than life.
Author: Oscar Wilde

Waiter, there is a bee in my alphabet soup ! Yes sir, and I'm sure there is an A, C and all the other letters too !
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes

Waiter, what is this creepy-crawly doing in my salad? Not him again, he's in here every night !
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes

Sir you haven't touched your custard. I'm just waiting for the fly to stop using it as a trampoline !
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes

Waiter! Waiter! This salad is frozen solid. Yes, sir. It's the iceberg lettuce that does it.
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes

If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet? Because it wasn't raining.
This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes