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I've grown certain that the root of all fear is that we've been forced to deny who we are.
Author: Frances Moore Lappe

It is very simple to be happy, but it is very difficult to be simple.
Author: Rabindranath Tagore

I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won out over it.
Author: Mary Chase

Judge not according to the appearance.
Author: Bible

Just the knowledge that a good book is awaiting one at the end of a long day makes that day happier.
Author: Kathleen Norris

Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door? Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "
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Who is bigger - Mrs Bigger or Mrs Bigger's baby? Mrs Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.
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Why is a baby like an diamond? Because it's a dear little thing.
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What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies.
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Q: Where does a white baby go when it dies? A: Heaven Q: What does it get? A: Wings Q: What does it become? A: An angel Q: Where does a black baby go when it dies? A: Heaven Q: What does it get? A: Wings Q: What does it become? A: A Bat!
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