Best quotes to send by SMS

Never confuse movement with action.
Author: Ernest Hemingway
Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning.
Author: Sir Winston Churchill
Now, in reality, the world have paid too great a compliment to critics, and have imagined them to be men of much greater profundity than they really are.
Author: Henry Fielding
I guess we'd be living in a boring, perfect world if everybody wished everybody else well.
Author: Jennifer Aniston
O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo?
Author: William Shakespeare
The best jokes to send by SMS

Fred's mother was on the
telephone to the
boy's dentist. "I don't understand it," she
complained, "I
thought his treatment would only cost me $20, but you've
charged me
$80."
"It is usually $20, ma'am," agreed the dentist, "but Fred yelled
so
loudly that three of my other patients ran away!"
This is the joke from a category: Dentist jokes
Who has
the most dangerous job in
Transylvania?
Dracula's dentist.
This is the joke from a category: Dentist jokes
Father: Don't you feel better now
that
you've gone to the dentist?
Son: Sure do. He wasn't in.
This is the joke from a category: Dentist jokes
Why does a dentist seem moody?
Because he
always looks down in the mouth.
This is the joke from a category: Dentist jokes
What do you call the Scottish dentist
?
Phil McCavity !
This is the joke from a category: Dentist jokes