Best quotes to send by SMS
Ernest Hemingway Never confuse movement with action.
Author: Ernest Hemingway

Sir Winston Churchill Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning.
Author: Sir Winston Churchill

Henry Fielding Now, in reality, the world have paid too great a compliment to critics, and have imagined them to be men of much greater profundity than they really are.
Author: Henry Fielding

Jennifer Aniston I guess we'd be living in a boring, perfect world if everybody wished everybody else well.
Author: Jennifer Aniston

William Shakespeare O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo?
Author: William Shakespeare

The best jokes to send by SMS
Dentist jokes Fred's mother was on the telephone to the boy's dentist. "I don't understand it," she complained, "I thought his treatment would only cost me $20, but you've charged me $80." "It is usually $20, ma'am," agreed the dentist, "but Fred yelled so loudly that three of my other patients ran away!"
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Dentist jokes Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania? Dracula's dentist.
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Dentist jokes Father: Don't you feel better now that you've gone to the dentist? Son: Sure do. He wasn't in.
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Dentist jokes Why does a dentist seem moody? Because he always looks down in the mouth.
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Dentist jokes What do you call the Scottish dentist ? Phil McCavity !
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