Best Cell Phones

My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.
Author: Vladimir Nabokov

My mom is the most famous thing about my video blog. Everyone likes moms. People enjoy watching people's family.
Author: Schlomo Rabinowitz

My mother protected me from the world and my father threatened me with it.
Author: Quentin Crisp

My parents only had one argument in forty-five years. It lasted forty-three years.
Author: Cathy Ladman

My poems are hymns of praise to the glory of life.
Author: Edith Sitwell

How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car? Tired.
This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes

Motorist: Does a deer have a horn? Police Officer: No, a deer has two horns. Motorist: Then it must have been a car that ran over my uncle.
This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes

Policeman: Didn't you hear me whistle at you? Woman Driver: Sure, but I don't flirt when I drive.
This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes

Policeman: Do you know how fast you were going? Motorist: No, you're the one with the radar.
This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes

Policeman: What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour? Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.
This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes