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If you haven't forgiven yourself something, how can you forgive others?
Author: Dolores Huerta

If you know how to spend less than you get, you have the philosopher's stone.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

If you put butter and salt on it, it tastes like salty butter.
Author: Terry Pratchett

If you live long enough, the venerability factor creeps in; first, you get accused of things you never did, and later, credited for virtues you never had.
Author: I. F. Stone

If you take care of your character, your reputation will take care of itself.
Author: American Proverb

Pupil: The art teacher doesn't like what I'm making ? Dad: Why is that, what are you making ? Pupil: Mistakes !
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Teacher: What is the formula for water ? George: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you ? George: Sure, you said H to O !
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What's a snake's favourite food ? Hiss Cakes !
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What's a snakes favourite TV program ? Monty Python!
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What do you call a snake that is trying to become a bird ? A feather boa !sna
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