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Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
Author: Philip K. Dick

To succeed is nothing, it's an accident. but to feel no doubts about oneself is something very different: it is character.
Author: Marie Leneru

Never be haughty to the humble; never be humble to the haughty.
Author: Jefferson Davis

I must say that acting was good training for the political life that lay ahead of us.
Author: Anthony Burgess

To win without risk is to triumph without glory.
Author: Pierre Corneille

What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers ? Fang letters !
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a python. Oh you can't get round me like that, you know.
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes

What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ? Chimney Cricket !
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes

What would you get if you crossed a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite !
This is the joke from a category: Snowman jokes

Where do snowmen go to dance ? Snowballs !
This is the joke from a category: Snowman jokes