Best quotes to send by SMS

Merely corroborative detail, intended to give artistic verisimilitude to an otherwise bald and unconvincing narrative.
Author: W. S. Gilbert
Mine honour is my life; both grow in one; take honour from me and my life is done.
Author: William Shakespeare
Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.
Author: Russell Baker
Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.
Author: Hesketh Pearson
Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
Author: James Joyce
The best jokes to send by SMS

What's a parrot's favourite song?
I love
Parrots in the Springtime!
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes
What is a parrot?
A wordy birdy!
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes
How do you stop a rooser crowing
on Sunday ?
Eat him on Saturday !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes
Why does a rooster watch TV ?
For
hentertainment !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes
What does an educated owl say?
Whom.
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes