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Touch the earth, love the earth, honour the earth, her plains, her valleys, her hills, and her seas; rest your spirit in her solitary places.
Author: Ernest Dimnet

Just to be is a blessing. Just to live is holy.
Author: Rabbi Abraham Heschel

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
Author: Mel Brooks

It is a kind of spiritual snobbery that makes people think they can be happy without money.
Author: Francois Rabelais

I not only use all the brains that I have, but all that I can borrow.
Author: Woodrow Wilson

Manager: I'll give you fifty pounds a week to start with and a hundred pounds a week in a year's time? Young player: OK, I'll come back in a year's time!
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Why did the goal post get angry? Because the bar was rattled!
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Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding? They got jellygated!
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Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch? He was the skipper!
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Where do spiders play their FA Cup final? Webley stadium!
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