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An executive is a person who always decides; sometimes he decides correctly, but he always decides.
Author: John H. Patterson

An honest man can feel no pleasure in the exercise of power over his fellow citizens.
Author: Thomas Jefferson

An idea is salvation by imagination.
Author: Frank Lloyd Wright

An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.
Author: Will Rogers

An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture and not think of The Lone Ranger.
Author: Dan Rather

"The fees for withdrawing money from your ATM machines are expected to double, even triple. You're gonna pay two to three as much to withdraw your money so basically the ATM machines have become full service. Instead of getting robbed at the ATM machine the ATM machine robs you. You eliminate the middle man." - Jay Leno
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An Arthur Anderson partner comes back to his office and says to his manager, "Did you get my message where I said, 'Ship the Enron documents to the Feds'?" The manager goes white. "Oh My God! I thought you said rip the Enron documents to shreds."
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A young businessman rented a beautiful office and furnished it with antiques. However, no business was coming in. Sitting there, worrying, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wanting to look busy, he picked up the phone and pretended he was negotiating a big deal. He spoke loudly about big figures and huge commitments. Finally, he put down the phone and asked the visitor "Can I help you?" The man said, "I've come to install the phone."
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Did you hear about the businessman who is so rich he has two swimming pools, one of which is always empty? It's for people who can't swim!
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There was once a high-powered businessman who insisted on taking his three secretaries everywhere with him - a tall one for writing longhand, a short one for taking down shorthand, and a very small one for adding footnotes.
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