Best quotes to send by SMS

A little learning is a dangerous thing but a lot of ignorance is just as bad.
Author: Bob Edwards
A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men.
Author: Roald Dahl
A lost battle is a battle one thinks one has lost.
Author: Ferdinand Foch
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
Author: Doug Larson
A love of tradition has never weakened a nation, indeed it has strengthened nations in their hour of peril; but the new view must come, the world must roll forward.
Author: Sir Winston Churchill
The best jokes to send by SMS

There is
a new Barbie doll on the
market - Mortal Kombat Barbie ...includes more
blood than you can even
imagine
This is the joke from a category: Barbie doll jokes
There is a new
Barbie doll on the
market - Barbie Brain in a Jar ...an empty jar
This is the joke from a category: Barbie doll jokes
There is a new Barbie doll
on the
market - Chernobyl Barbie ...glows in the dark
This is the joke from a category: Barbie doll jokes
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
T2 Barbie ...a study in
silver
This is the joke from a category: Barbie doll jokes
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Teenage Mutant Ninja
Barbie ...one of the Turtles with Barbie
head
This is the joke from a category: Barbie doll jokes