Best quotes to send by SMS
Bob Edwards A little learning is a dangerous thing but a lot of ignorance is just as bad.
Author: Bob Edwards

Roald Dahl A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men.
Author: Roald Dahl

Ferdinand Foch A lost battle is a battle one thinks one has lost.
Author: Ferdinand Foch

Doug Larson A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
Author: Doug Larson

Sir Winston Churchill A love of tradition has never weakened a nation, indeed it has strengthened nations in their hour of peril; but the new view must come, the world must roll forward.
Author: Sir Winston Churchill

The best jokes to send by SMS
Barbie doll jokes There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Mortal Kombat Barbie ...includes more blood than you can even imagine
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Barbie doll jokes There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Barbie Brain in a Jar ...an empty jar
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Barbie doll jokes There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Chernobyl Barbie ...glows in the dark
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Barbie doll jokes There is a new Barbie doll on the market - T2 Barbie ...a study in silver
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Barbie doll jokes There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Teenage Mutant Ninja Barbie ...one of the Turtles with Barbie head
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