Best quotes to send by SMS
Rufus Griscom The key part of your brand is a quality product. Creating exceptional content is the number one thing.
Author: Rufus Griscom

Kin Hubbard Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.
Author: Kin Hubbard

G. K. Chesterton I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

William Shakespeare The law hath not been dead, though it hath slept.
Author: William Shakespeare

Thomas Merton The least of learning is done in the classrooms.
Author: Thomas Merton

The best jokes to send by SMS
Insect jokes What did one firefly say to the other ? Got to glow now !
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Insect jokes How do you know if you have a tough mosquito ? You slap him and he slaps you back !
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Insect jokes What do insects learn at school ? Mothmatics !
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Insect jokes Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ? He wanted to see the floor show !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

Insect jokes Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ? He took too long to put his boots on !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes