Best quotes to send by SMS

The key part of your brand is a quality product. Creating exceptional content is the number one thing.
Author: Rufus Griscom
Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.
Author: Kin Hubbard
I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
Author: G. K. Chesterton
The law hath not been dead, though it hath slept.
Author: William Shakespeare
The least of learning is done in the classrooms.
Author: Thomas Merton
The best jokes to send by SMS

What did one firefly say to the other ?
Got
to glow now !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
How do you know if you have a tough mosquito
?
You slap him and he slaps you back !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What do insects learn at school ?
Mothmatics
!
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet
?
He wanted to see the floor show !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
Why was the centipede dropped from the insect
football team ?
He took too long to put his boots on !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes