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I decided that it was not wisdom that enabled [poets] to write their poetry, but a kind of instinct or inspiration, such as you find in seers and prophets who deliver all their sublime messages without knowing in the least what they mean.
Author: Socrates

I never feel age...If you have creative work, you don't have age or time.
Author: Louise Nevelson

I once said cynically of a politician, 'He'll doublecross that bridge when he comes to it.'
Author: Oscar Levant

I owe my success to having listened respectfully to the very best advice, and then going away and doing the exact opposite.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

I read no newspaper now but Ritchie's, and in that chiefly the advertisements, for they contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
Author: Thomas Jefferson

Q: What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section? A: Half a measure.
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Q: What is the difference between a dog and a viola? A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.
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Q: Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long? A: So the violists don't need to be retrained.
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Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune? A: The bow is moving.
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Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common? A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
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