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It is a bad plan that admits of no modification.
Author: Publilius Syrus

Hope is a waking dream.
Author: Aristotle

It is always easier to believe than to deny. Our minds are naturally affirmative.
Author: John Burroughs

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
Author: Milton Berle

It is best to do things systematically, since we are only human, and disorder is our worst enemy.
Author: Hesiod

There's a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It's called Monday.
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What happens when the fog lifts in California? UCLA.
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What do clouds want to be when they grow up? -Thunderstorms
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Why can't meteorologists forecast the weather? -They are too busy studying comets and meteors
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Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him? -To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail
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