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Sometimes the measure of friendship isn't your ability to not harm but your capacity to forgive the things done to you and ask forgiveness for your own mistakes.
Author: Randy K. Milholland

Sometimes when you innovate, you make mistakes. It is best to admit them quickly, and get on with improving your other innovations.
Author: Steve Jobs

Never leave that till tomorrow which you can do today.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

Space isn't remote at all. It's only an hour's drive away if your car could go straight upwards.
Author: Fred Hoyle

Speak the truth, but leave immediately after.
Author: Slovenian Proverb

What do you call a man with a kilt over his head ? Scott !
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Q: Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking? A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home?
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Q: How do you sink a Polish ship? A: Put it in water.
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Q: What county in Ireland hates "South Park?" A: Killkenny.
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Q: Why don't Polish people kill frogs? A: Because it's their national bird.
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