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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
Author: Fran Lebowitz

Aspiring to a small business that does what it does very well is a noble pursuit.
Author: Narenda Rocherolle

Associate yourself with men of good quality if you esteem your own reputation, for 'tis better to be alone than in bad company.
Author: George Washington

At 18 our convictions are hills from which we look; At 45 they are caves in which we hide.
Author: F. Scott Fitzgerald

At every step of the way, George W. Bush has put the narrow interests of the few ahead of the interests of most Americans.
Author: John Kerry

During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news. "There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year." Visibly shaken, Hillary stared at the woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked her question: "Will I be acquitted?"
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Q: How did Bill Clinton get a crick in his neck? A: Trying to save both faces.
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Q: What do Clinton and JFK have in common? A: They haven't had any brains for the last thirty years.
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Q: What is Clinton's plan to create thousands of small businesses? A: Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years.
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Q: What kind of jewelry does Hillary look best in? A: Handcuffs.
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