Best quotes to send by SMS

The wolf also shall dwell with the lamb, and the leopard shall lie down with the kid.
Author: Bible
The words that enlighten the soul are more precious than jewels.
Author: Hazrat Inayat Khan
Men are only clever at shifting blame from their own shoulders to those of others.
Author: Titus Livius
The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it.
Author: Harry Emerson Fosdick
The world is round; it has no point.
Author: Adrienne E. Gusoff
The best jokes to send by SMS

If you want to get
rich, why should you keep
your mouth shut?
Because silence is golden.
This is the joke from a category: Money jokes
Why are diapers like $10 bills?
Because you
have to change them.
This is the joke from a category: Money jokes
When does a female deer need money?
When she
doesn't have a buck.
This is the joke from a category: Money jokes
Where do trees keep their money?
In branch
banks.
This is the joke from a category: Money jokes
What lands as often on its tail as it does its
head?
A penny.
This is the joke from a category: Money jokes