Best quotes to send by SMS
Bible The wolf also shall dwell with the lamb, and the leopard shall lie down with the kid.
Author: Bible

Hazrat Inayat Khan The words that enlighten the soul are more precious than jewels.
Author: Hazrat Inayat Khan

Titus Livius Men are only clever at shifting blame from their own shoulders to those of others.
Author: Titus Livius

Harry Emerson Fosdick The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it.
Author: Harry Emerson Fosdick

Adrienne E. Gusoff The world is round; it has no point.
Author: Adrienne E. Gusoff

The best jokes to send by SMS
Money jokes If you want to get rich, why should you keep your mouth shut? Because silence is golden.
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Money jokes Why are diapers like $10 bills? Because you have to change them.
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Money jokes When does a female deer need money? When she doesn't have a buck.
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Money jokes Where do trees keep their money? In branch banks.
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Money jokes What lands as often on its tail as it does its head? A penny.
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