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No matter what I do, no matter how predictable I try to make my life, it will not be any more predictable than the rest of the world. Which is chaotic.
Author: Elizabeth Moon

I grow more intense as I age.
Author: Florida Scott-Maxwell

No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
Author: William Jennings Bryan

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
Author: Elvis Presley

No one should do a job he can do in his sleep.
Author: Cory Doctorow

Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said ''So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses!
This is the joke from a category: Cannibal jokes

What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals ? He went down really well !
This is the joke from a category: Cannibal jokes

Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant. Now he was being interviewed by a very nervous man who ran a small business that he had started himself. "I need someone with an accounting degree," the man said. "But mainly, I'm looking for someone to do my worrying for me." "Excuse me?" the accountant said. "I worry about a lot of things," the man said. "But I don't want to have to worry about money. Your job will be to take all the money worries off my back." "I see," the accountant said. "And how much does the job pay?" "I'll start you at eighty thousand." "Eighty thousand dollars!" the accountant exclaimed. "How can such a small business afford a sum like that?" "That," the owner said, "is your first worry."
This is the joke from a category: Business jokes

A businessman was confused about a bill he had received, so he asked his secretary for some mathematical help. "If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?" he asked her. The secretary replied, "Everything but my earrings."
This is the joke from a category: Business jokes

Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive's wife stops by his office. As she walks in unannounced, she finds his secretary sitting on his lap. Without hesitating, he begins to dictated a letter... "And in conclusion gentlemen, budget cut or not, I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair.
This is the joke from a category: Business jokes