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The secret of all success is to know how to deny yourself. Prove that you can control yourself, and you are an educated man; and without this all other education is good for nothing.
Author: R. D. Hitchcock

The secret of eternal youth is arrested development.
Author: Alice Roosevelt Longworth

The secret of life is to appreciate the pleasure of being terribly, terribly deceived.
Author: Oscar Wilde

The self is not something ready-made, but something in continuous formation through choice of action.
Author: John Dewey

It ain't over 'til it's over.
Author: Yogi Berra

Why can't anyone stay angry long with an actress? Because she always makes up.
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What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio ? Collie-wood !
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Q: What's the definition of a gentleman? A: One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!
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Q: What do lead trumpet players use for birth control? A: Their personality.
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Tuba Player: Did you hear my last recital? Friend: I hope so.
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