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It is found by experience that admirable laws and right precedents among the good have their origin in the misdeeds of others.
Author: Cornelius Tacitus

I believe that [everyone] is the keeper of a dream - and by tuning into one another's secret hopes, we can become better friends, better partners, better parents, and better lovers.
Author: Oprah Winfrey

It is honourable to be accused by those who deserve to be accused.
Author: Latin Proverb

It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do.
Author: Jerome K. Jerome

It is impossible to trap modern physics into predicting anything with perfect determinism because it deals with probabilities from the outset.
Author: Sir Arthur Eddington

What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ? Gravi-tea !
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game? It was a cup draw!
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes

First witch: Here's a banana if you can spell it. Second witch: I can spell banana. I just don't know when to stop.
This is the joke from a category: Spelling jokes

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed? To catch her false teeth.
This is the joke from a category: Teeth jokes

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a telephone. Doctor: Why's that? I keep getting calls in the night.
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes