Best Cell Phones

Complain to one who can help you.
Author: Yugoslav Proverb

Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up.
Author: James Magary

Concentration comes out of a combination of confidence and hunger.
Author: Arnold Palmer

Conquer thyself, till thou has done this, thou art but a slave; for it is almost as well to be subjected to another's appetite as to thine own.
Author: Sir Richard Francis Burton

Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking.
Author: H. L. Mencken

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God When did this start? Well first I created the sun, then the earth...
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, Doctor I feel like an apple. We must get to the core of this!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, Doctor I've broke my arm in two places Well don't go back there again then!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, Doctor When I press with my finger here... it hurts, and here... it hurts, and here... and here... What do you think is wrong with me? You have a broken finger!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, Doctor I snore so loud I keep myself awake Sleep in another room then!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes