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True repentance means making amends with the person when at all possible.
Author: Lawana Blackwell

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not.
Author: Mark Twain

When I'm working on a problem, I never think about beauty. I think only how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
Author: R. Buckminster Fuller

The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable.
Author: John Kenneth Galbraith

When men exercise their reason coolly and freely on a variety of distinct questions, they inevitably fall into different opinions on some of them. When they are governed by a common passion, their opinions, if they are to be called, will be the same.
Author: Alexander Hamilton

Q. Where do tired linedancers go for Breakfast? A. Ihop
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Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gathered around him. Suddenly the aroma of chopped liver filled the room. Sam perked up a bit and said to his wife, "That's it, one last time before I die I must have some of your delicious chopped liver." Sam's wife looked at him sadly and said, "Sorry Sam, it's for after."
This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes

"I came in to make an appointment with the dentist." said the man to the receptionist. "I'm sorry sir." she replied. "He's out right now, but..." "Thank you," interrupted the obviously nervous prospective patient. "When will he be out again ?"
This is the joke from a category: Dentist jokes

Q: What's green and purple and goes up and down? A: Barney in an elevator.
This is the joke from a category: Dinosaur jokes

What's the speed limit of sex? 68; at 69 you have to turn around.
This is the joke from a category: Dirty jokes