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I know why the caged bird sings.
Author: Maya Angelou

I live not in dreams but in contemplation of a reality that is perhaps the future.
Author: Rainer Maria Rilke

I look at what the phone company does and do the opposite.
Author: Craig Newmark

I meant to write about death, only life came breaking in as usual.
Author: Virginia Woolf

I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is: I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
Author: Rebecca West

Police Chief: Why did you tie a rope on that criminal? Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.
This is the joke from a category: Police jokes

Lady:(standing in the middle of a busy street) Officer, can you tell me how to get to the Hospital? Officer: Just stand where you are!!!
This is the joke from a category: Police jokes

How do rabbits get to work? By rabbit transit!
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes

How far can a rabbit run into the woods? Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes

Rabbit: Are you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me? Doctor: Absolutely. No rabbit ever came back for another.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes