Best quotes to send by SMS

Most people sell their souls, and live with a good conscience on the proceeds.
Author: Logan Pearsall Smith
Much of the social history of the Western world over the past three decades has involved replacing what worked with what sounded good. In area after area - crime, education, housing, race relations - the situation has gotten worse after the bright new the
Author: Thomas Sowell
Music critics get their records for free so their opinions usually don't matter.
Author: Marilyn Manson
Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing.
Author: John Erskine
If you get a reputation as an early riser, you can sleep till noon.
Author: Irish Proverb
The best jokes to send by SMS

A dumb
blonde was really tired of being
made fun of, so she decided to have her
hair she would look like a
brunette.
When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in
the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a
farmer and a flock of
sheep and thought,
"Oh! Those sheep are
so adorable!"
She got out and walked over to the farmer and said,
"If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?"
The
farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a
try.
The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157."
The
farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like
a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car.
Before
she left, farmer walked up to her and said.
"If I can guess the
real color of your hair, can I have my dog
back?"
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
A blonde once shot an arrow into the air... but
missed!
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common?
You
always hear about them but never see any!
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Why don't you see blonde pharmacists? They
can't
get the bottles into the typewriter!
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
What do blondes and beer bottles have in
common? They are
both empty from the neck up!
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes