Best quotes to send by SMS
Logan Pearsall Smith Most people sell their souls, and live with a good conscience on the proceeds.
Author: Logan Pearsall Smith

Thomas Sowell Much of the social history of the Western world over the past three decades has involved replacing what worked with what sounded good. In area after area - crime, education, housing, race relations - the situation has gotten worse after the bright new the
Author: Thomas Sowell

Marilyn Manson Music critics get their records for free so their opinions usually don't matter.
Author: Marilyn Manson

John Erskine Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing.
Author: John Erskine

Irish Proverb If you get a reputation as an early riser, you can sleep till noon.
Author: Irish Proverb

The best jokes to send by SMS
Blonde jokes A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country. After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought, "Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!" She got out and walked over to the farmer and said, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?" The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try. The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157." The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car. Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said. "If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"
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Blonde jokes A blonde once shot an arrow into the air... but missed!
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Blonde jokes What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common? You always hear about them but never see any!
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Blonde jokes Why don't you see blonde pharmacists? They can't get the bottles into the typewriter!
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Blonde jokes What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up!
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