Best quotes to send by SMS

The bravest thing you can do when you are not brave is to profess courage and act accordingly.
Author: Corra Harris
The camera's only job is to get out of the way of making photographs.
Author: Ken Rockwell
If winter comes, can spring be far behind?
Author: Percy Bysshe Shelley
The character of a man is known from his conversations.
Author: Menander
Idleness is not doing nothing. Idleness is being free to do anything.
Author: Floyd Dell
The best jokes to send by SMS

Why do barbers make good drivers?
Because they know all the short cuts.
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes
Why does a barber never shave a man with
a
wooden leg?
Because he always uses a razor.
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes
Doctor, Doctor my
hair keeps falling
out, can you give me anything to keep it in ?
Yes, here is a paper
bag !
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes
Fred: Betty has lovely long red hair
all down her back.
Harry: Pity it's not on her head!
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes
Customer: Why doesn't my
hairline
look good?
Barber: It's on the same old head.
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes