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Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

The question is not, can they reason? Nor, can they talk? But, can they suffer?
Author: Jeremy Bentham

The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out the conservative adopts them.
Author: Mark Twain

The real distinction is between those who adapt their purposes to reality and those who seek to mold reality in the light of their purposes.
Author: Henry Kissinger

The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes.
Author: Marcel Proust

If you laid all the lawyers in the world head to foot around the Equator, then... Hey, come to think of it, that's not a bad idea.
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Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers? New Jersey had first choice.
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes

Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?" Client: "After hearing your amazing argument in court this morning, I'm beginning to think I didn't."
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What kind of clothes do lawyers wear? Lawsuits.
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"How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to her lawyer, after he had solved her legal troubles. "My dear woman," lawyer replied, "Ever since the Phoenicians invented money there has been only one answer to that easy question."
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