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Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back into the same box.
Author: Italian Proverb

It is the cause, not the death, that makes the martyr.
Author: Napoleon Bonaparte

One glance at a book and you hear the voice of another person, perhaps someone dead for 1,000 years. To read is to voyage through time.
Author: Carl Sagan

One is left with the horrible feeling now that war settles nothing; that to win a war is as disastrous as to lose one.
Author: Agatha Christie

One man may hit the mark, another blunder; but heed not these distinctions. Only from the alliance of the one, working with and through the other, are great things born.
Author: Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Q: What famouse Arkansas State Supreme Court decision is Hilary Clinton famous for? A: If you divorce your wife in Arkansas, is she still your cousin?
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Clinton goes around telling people we humans are genetically 99.9% similar. Apparently the 0.1% is the character gene.
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Q: Who would become President of the U.S.A if the President died? A: Bill Clinton of course!
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Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and David Koresh? A: Koresh only burned 85 people.
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Q: How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House? A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.
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