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...it is as hard to do your duty when men are sneering at you as when they are shooting at you.
Author: Woodrow Wilson

...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.
Author: Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system.
Author: Dan Quayle

[Poetry] is the lava of the imagination whose eruption prevents an earthquake.
Author: Lord Byron

[T]here's no bad day that can't be overcome by listening to a barbershop quartet; this is just truth, plain and simple.
Author: Chuck Sigars

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a computer. My goodness, you'd better come to my surgery right away! I can't, my power cable won't reach that far.
This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes

What does an aardvark take for ant-digestion? Anta-Seltzer!
This is the joke from a category: Aardvark jokes

What does an aardvark use when he has a cold? An ant-ihistamine!
This is the joke from a category: Aardvark jokes

Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday? Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!
This is the joke from a category: Aardvark jokes

What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight? A vark!
This is the joke from a category: Aardvark jokes