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To enjoy the things we ought and to hate the things we ought has the greatest bearing on excellence of character.
Author: Aristotle

It well becomes a young man to be modest.
Author: Titus Maccius Plautus

To find everything profound - that is an inconvenient trait. It makes one strain one's eyes all the time, and in the end one finds more than one might have wished.
Author: Friedrich Nietzsche

If we are bound to forgive an enemy, we are not bound to trust him.
Author: Thomas Fuller

To get something done, a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of whom are absent.
Author: Robert Copeland

My teacher reminds me of history She's always repeating herself!
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Father: How were the exam questions? Son: Easy Father: Then why look so unhappy? Son: The questions didn't give me any trouble, just the answers!
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Fred came home from his first day at school. "Nothing exciting happened", he told his mother, "Except the teacher didn't know how to spell cat so I told her"
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An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I put it in a safe, but lost the combination!
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A college business professor could not help but notice that one of his students was late to class for the third time that week. Before class ended he went around the room asking students some questions about the day's lecture. Of course, he made sure to pick on his tardy pupil. "And who was it that developed the theories behind communism?" the professor asked. "I don't know," the student said. "Perhaps if you came to class on time, Mr. Reebs, you would know," said the professor. "That's not true," the student replied. "I never pay attention anyway!"
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