Best quotes to send by SMS
Petrarch Rarely do great beauty and great virtue dwell together.
Author: Petrarch

Og Mandino I am here for a purpose and that purpose is to grow into a mountain, not to shrink to a grain of sand. Henceforth will I apply ALL my efforts to become the highest mountain of all and I will strain my potential until it cries for mercy.
Author: Og Mandino

Jean Baptiste Rousseau Readiness of speech is often inability to hold the tongue.
Author: Jean Baptiste Rousseau

Ralph Novak Reading this book is like waiting for the first shoe to drop.
Author: Ralph Novak

Anthony Brandt Other things may change us, but we start and end with family.
Author: Anthony Brandt

The best jokes to send by SMS
Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor When I press with my finger here... it hurts, and here... it hurts, and here... and here... What do you think is wrong with me? You have a broken finger!
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor I snore so loud I keep myself awake Sleep in another room then!
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a vampire. Necks please!
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me. Next please!
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar Don't worry you'll soon change!
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