Best quotes to send by SMS

Rarely do great beauty and great virtue dwell together.
Author: Petrarch
I am here for a purpose and that purpose is to grow into a mountain, not to shrink to a grain of sand. Henceforth will I apply ALL my efforts to become the highest mountain of all and I will strain my potential until it cries for mercy.
Author: Og Mandino
Readiness of speech is often inability to hold the tongue.
Author: Jean Baptiste Rousseau
Reading this book is like waiting for the first shoe to drop.
Author: Ralph Novak
Other things may change us, but we start and end with family.
Author: Anthony Brandt
The best jokes to send by SMS

Doctor, Doctor When I press with my
finger
here... it hurts, and here... it hurts, and here... and here...
What
do you think is wrong with me?
You have a broken finger!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I snore so loud I
keep myself awake
Sleep in another room then!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a
vampire.
Necks please!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor,
Doctor, everyone keeps
ignoring me.
Next please!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a
caterpillar
Don't worry you'll soon change!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes