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Technology adds nothing to art. Two thousand years ago, I could tell you a story, and at any point during the story I could stop, and ask, Now do you want the hero to be kidnapped, or not? But that would, of course, have ruined the story. Part of the expe
Author: Penn Jillette

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Author: William Shakespeare

The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.
Author: Larry Hardiman

Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste that they hurry past it.
Author: Soren Kierkegaard

There are people who think that everything one does with a serious face is sensible.
Author: Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin ? Flatman and Ribbon !
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What monster flies his kite in a rain storm? Benjamin Frankenstein
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What's a mouse's least favorite record ? What's up Pussycat !
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What is a mouse's favorite record ? 'Please cheese me' !
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What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them ? Mice Krispies !
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