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Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.
Author: Al Franken

Nothing in all the world is so nonsensical and contradictory, save mortals, that is, who live in the grip of the superstitions of the past.
Author: Anne Rice

To me there is something thrilling and exalting in the thought that we are drifting forward into a splendid mystery-into something that no mortal eye hath yet seen, and no intelligence has yet declared.
Author: Edward Chapin

To obtain a man's opinion of you, make him mad.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes

To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend.
Author: Jacques Derrida

Art Teacher: The picture of the horse is good, but where is the wagon ? Pupil: The horse will draw it !
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Teacher : Can't you retain anything in your head overnight ? Pupil : Of course, I've had this cold in my head for two days !
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Teacher: What time do you get up in the morning ? About an hour and a half after I arrived at school
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Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my questions ? Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here !
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Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of Pupil: Life imprisonment !
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