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I was eyes to the blind, and feet was I to the lame.
Author: Bible

We are more ready to try the untried when what we do is inconsequential. Hence the fact that many inventions had their birth as toys.
Author: Eric Hoffer

We are opening up an enormous new era in archaeology. Time capsules in the deep oceans.
Author: John Lehman

We are so vain that we even care for the opinion of those we don't care for.
Author: Marie Ebner von Eschenbach

We are weighed down, every moment, by the conception and the sensation of Time. And there are but two means of escaping and forgetting this nightmare: pleasure and work. Pleasure consumes us. Work strengthens us. Let us choose.
Author: Charles Baudelaire

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ? A tiger has the mane part missing !
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When is a lion not a lion ? When he turns into his cage !
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Which big cat should you never play cards with ? A cheetah !
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First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts? Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.
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Why did the tadpole feel lonely ? Because he was newt to the area !
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