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To be alone is to be different, to be different is to be alone.
Author: Suzanne Gordon

To be brave is to love someone unconditionally, without expecting anything in return. To just give. That takes courage, because we don't want to fall on our faces or leave ourselves open to hurt.
Author: Madonna

To be great is to be misunderstood.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

To be mature means to face, and not evade, every fresh crisis that comes.
Author: Fritz Kunkel

I bet you if I had met him [Trotsky] and had a chat with him, I would have found him a very interesting and human fellow, for I never yet met a man that I didn't like.
Author: Will Rogers

The out-of-work newlywed took a temporary job as a vacuum cleaner salesman to make ends meet. After 3 days of intensive training, the sales manager told him to go home and practice his pitch on his wife. The next morning, the manager asked the novice how he made out. Well," the man began, "I did what you said, and after I finished, I asked her if she would buy the vacuum cleaner from me. She said 'Yes.' Then I asked her 'why ?' She replied, 'Because I love you'."
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A policeman came upon a super-salesman about to jump from a bridge and yelled, "Wait, Fellow! Please don't do that !!!" The salesman said, "Why not ?" and proceeded to expound on his views on the shaky economy, declining family life and Clinton politics. Shortly thereafter, they both jumped.
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Salesman: Roll up, roll up! Come to our mammoth sale. Mammoth bargains to be had in our mammoth sale. Customer: Forget it! No one round here's got room in their houses for a mammoth.
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Salesman: That suit looks nice. It fits like a bandage. Customer: Thanks. I bought it by accident.
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What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day? Rugs and kisses!
This is the joke from a category: Salesmen jokes