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Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long.
Author: Ogden Nash

Proof is the idol before whom the pure mathematician tortures himself.
Author: Sir Arthur Eddington

Prosperity is only an instrument to be used, not a deity to be worshipped.
Author: Calvin Coolidge

Put even the plainest woman into a beautiful dress and unconsciously she will try to live up to it.
Author: Lady Duff-Gordon

Quality in a product or service is not what the supplier puts in. It is what the customer gets out and is willing to pay for. A product is not quality because it is hard to make and costs a lot of money, as manufacturers typically believe. This is incompe
Author: Peter Drucker

Q: What do you call a truckload of vibrators? A: Toys for Twats.
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Q: What do a coffin and a condom have in common? A: They're both filled with stiffs, one's coming, one's going.
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There are a lot of folks that can't understand how we ran out of oil here in the USA. Well, here's the answer: It's simple.........nobody bothered to check the oil. Didn't know we were getting low. And of course the reason for that is geographical. Most of the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma, and all the dipsticks are in Washington, D.C.
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I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife won't give him a divorce until she figures out a way of doing it without making him a happy man.
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What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common? They are four ways you can lose your house!
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