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It is within the families themselves where peace can begin.
Author: Susan Partnow

It may well be doubted whether human ingenuity can construct an enigma... which human ingenuity may not, by proper application, resolve.
Author: Edgar Allan Poe

It requires a very unusual mind to undertake the analysis of the obvious.
Author: Alfred North Whitehead

It still hold true that man is most uniquely human when he turns obstacles into opportunities.
Author: Eric Hoffer

It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are.
Author: e e cummings

Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
This is the joke from a category: Blind jokes

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!"The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little idiot on your knee!"
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Aches and Pains by Arthur Ritis
This is the joke from a category: Book title jokes

A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. 'Well,' said the Scout. 'Mum had only one dose of castor oil left, so I let my baby brother have it.'
This is the joke from a category: Brother and sister jokes

Can a hamburger marry a hot dog? Only if they have a very frank relationship!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes