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Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything.
Author: Kurt Vonnegut

May the gods grant you all things which your heart desires, and may they give you a husband and a home and gracious concord, for there is nothing greater and better than this -when a husband and wife keep a household in oneness of mind, a great woe to the
Author: Homer

Maybe because it's entirely an artist's eye, patience and skill that makes an image and not his tools.
Author: Ken Rockwell

Memory feeds imagination.
Author: Amy Tan

Why did the kid punch the bed? His mother told him to hit the hay.
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes

What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed? Sleep on the sofa.
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes

What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him? Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.
This is the joke from a category: Bicycle jokes

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle? The road.
This is the joke from a category: Bicycle jokes

The cyclist, passing a pedestrian crossing, runs into a man, and they both fall down. -"Geez, are you lucky." The cyclist says. -"What do you mean by lucky ?" The pedestrian angrily asks. "I got hurt really bad." -"Ah, you're lucky because I recently lost my license. I usually drive a bus."
This is the joke from a category: Bicycle jokes