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I still need more healthy rest in order to work at my best. My health is the main capital I have and I want to administer it intelligently.
Author: Ernest Hemingway

Modesty is a shining light; it prepares the mind to receive knowledge, and the heart for truth.
Author: Madam Guizot

Money can't buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy.
Author: Spike Milligan

If people never did silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done.
Author: Ludwig Wittgenstein

In the modern world of business, it is useless to be a creative original thinker unless you can also sell what you create. Management cannot be expected to recognize a good idea unless it is presented to them by a good salesman.
Author: David M. Ogilvy

Will you come to my party on Saturday? Yes, please, What's the address? 25 The High Street. Just push the bell with your elbow. Why with my elbow? Well, you won't be empty-handed, will you!
This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes

Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday. Betty: That was a kind thought. But why didn't you? Fred: I couldn't find one big enough for your nose.
This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes

"I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'"
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What did the birthday balloon say to the pin? "Hi, Buster."
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Why did Davy Crockett always wear a coonskin cap? It was a birthday present from his wife!
This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes