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Patience has its limits. Take it too far, and it's cowardice.
Author: George Jackson

Patriotism having become one of our topicks, Johnson suddenly uttered, in a strong determined tone, an apophthegm, at which many will start: "Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel." But let it be considered that he did not mean a real and generous
Author: Samuel Johnson

Immortality. I notice that as soon as writers broach this question they begin to quote. I hate quotation. Tell me what you know.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Opinion has a significance proportioned to the sources that sustain it.
Author: Benjamin Cardozo

Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
Author: Samuel Butler

A man is fibbing away about how great things are in his country. Finally, he starts describing the tall buildings in his country. "There is a building so tall, it took my friend Alex 72 hours to fall off it!" "Oh, my God!" says his friend. "Surely he must have died!" "Of course. He was without food or water for 3 days!"
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A man was sitting in the electric chair. The executioner said, "Look, I'm sorry but I'm going to have to throw the switch in a minute." The man said, "Do me a favor and throw it out the window!"
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What does the dentist of the year get?...A little plaque.
This is the joke from a category: Dentist jokes

Fred's mother was on the telephone to the boy's dentist. "I don't understand it," she complained, "I thought his treatment would only cost me $20, but you've charged me $80." "It is usually $20, ma'am," agreed the dentist, "but Fred yelled so loudly that three of my other patients ran away!"
This is the joke from a category: Dentist jokes

Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania? Dracula's dentist.
This is the joke from a category: Dentist jokes