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Much learning does not teach understanding.
Author: Heraclitus

Lying increases the creative faculties, expands the ego, and lessens the frictions of social contacts.
Author: Clare Booth Luce

It is the act of a madman to pursue impossibilities.
Author: Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

My candle burns at both ends It will not last the night; But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends - It gives a lovely light.
Author: Edna St. Vincent Millay

In every child who is born under no matter what circumstances and of no matter what parents, the potentiality of the human race is born again, and in him, too, once more, and each of us, our terrific responsibility toward human life: toward the utmost ide
Author: James Agee

Did you hear about the blonde who stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her!
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Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in? A: "Have another beer."
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common? A: They both have black roots.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car? A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A: So brunettes can remember them.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes