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One glance at a book and you hear the voice of another person, perhaps someone dead for 1,000 years. To read is to voyage through time.
Author: Carl Sagan

One is left with the horrible feeling now that war settles nothing; that to win a war is as disastrous as to lose one.
Author: Agatha Christie

One man may hit the mark, another blunder; but heed not these distinctions. Only from the alliance of the one, working with and through the other, are great things born.
Author: Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Next to the originator of a good sentence is the first quoter of it.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Junk is the ultimate merchandise. The junk merchant does not sell his product to the consumer, he sells the consumer to the product. He does not improve and simplify his merchandise, he degrades and simplifies the client.
Author: William S. Burroughs

Q: Why is Clinton prone to losing his voice? A: He keeps having to eat his words.
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Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter? A: Jimmy Carter waited until after the inauguration to break his promises.
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Q: What was the real purpose of Bill's college visit to Moscow? A: To study economics.
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Q: Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site for his summit with Yeltsin? A: So he could look up some college buddies who moved up there during the war.
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If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton all had a spelling contest, which one would win? Dan Quayle. He's the only one who knows that harass is one word.
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