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One of the indictments of civilizations is that happiness and intelligence are so rarely found in the same person.
Author: William Feather

One of the most sublime experiences we can ever have is to wake up feeling healthy after we have been sick.
Author: Rabbi Harold Kushner

One of the things about equality is not just that you be treated equally to a man, but that you treat yourself equally to the way you treat a man.
Author: Marlo Thomas

One path alone leads to a life of peace: The path of virtue.
Author: Juvenal

It is foolish to wish for beauty. Sensible people never either desire it for themselves or care about it in others. If the mind be but well cultivated, and the heart well disposed, no one ever cares for the exterior.
Author: Anne Bronte

Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and come home? A: It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a television.
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Q: What do you call a brunette and three blondes in a corner? A: You don't, you see if you've got 3 condoms.
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Q. What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg? A: Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.
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Q: How does a blonde prepare for safe sex? A: She puts on rubber based lipstick.
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Q: Why is a blonde like Australia? A: They're both down under, and no one cares.
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