Best quotes to send by SMS

Happiness is different from pleasure. Happiness has something to do with struggling and enduring and accomplishing.
Author: George Sheehan
Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.
Author: Albert Schweitzer
Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.
Author: Oscar Levant
Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.
Author: Leo Tolstoy
Hard work's a good distraction.
Author: Scott Westerfeld
The best jokes to send by SMS

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alceste
!
Alceste who ?
Alceste to meet him later !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alex
!
Alex who ?
Alex Plain later !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Algy
!
Algy who !
Algy-bra !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alka
!
Alka who !
Alka-phone !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alpaca
!
Alpaca who ?
Alpaca picnic lunch !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes