Best quotes to send by SMS
George Sheehan Happiness is different from pleasure. Happiness has something to do with struggling and enduring and accomplishing.
Author: George Sheehan

Albert Schweitzer Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.
Author: Albert Schweitzer

Oscar Levant Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.
Author: Oscar Levant

Leo Tolstoy Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.
Author: Leo Tolstoy

Scott Westerfeld Hard work's a good distraction.
Author: Scott Westerfeld

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Alceste ! Alceste who ? Alceste to meet him later !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Alex ! Alex who ? Alex Plain later !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Algy ! Algy who ! Algy-bra !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Alka ! Alka who ! Alka-phone !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Alpaca ! Alpaca who ? Alpaca picnic lunch !
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