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One's real life is often the life that one does not lead.
Author: Oscar Wilde

If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we'd all be millionaires.
Author: Abigail Van Buren

Only the shallow know themselves.
Author: Oscar Wilde

Opinion is ultimately determined by the feelings, and not by the intellect.
Author: Herbert Spencer

Or what about the statue in California currently said to be crying bloody tears? Why worry about the alleged weeping of a plaster effigy when so many actual human beings have reason to cry?
Author: Anna Quindlen

What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common? They are four ways you can lose your house!
This is the joke from a category: Divorce jokes

Ruby Alice walked up to the desk of a Bowling Green motel and signed the register with the letter "O." "Why'd you put that circle down?" asked the clerk. "Cause Ah can't write," replied the girl. "Why don't you sign with an 'X'?" asked the man. "Ah used to," she answered. "But when Ah got me a divorce, Ah took back mah maiden name!"
This is the joke from a category: Divorce jokes

A hillbilly walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for divorce. Attorney: "May I help you?" Hillbilly: "Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces". Attorney: "Well do you have any grounds?" Hillbilly: "Yea, I got about a hundred acres." Attorney: "No, you don't understand, do you have a case?" Hillbilly: "No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere." Attorney: "I mean, do you have a grudge?" Hillbilly: "Yea, I got a grudge. That's where I park my John Deere." Attorney: "No sir, I mean do you have a suit?" Hillbilly: "Yes sir, I got a suit, I wear it to church on Sundays." Attorney: "Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?" Hillbilly: "No sir, we both get up about 4:30 in the morning." Attorney: "Well, is she a nagger or anything?!?!?!?" Hillbilly: "No she's a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger . That's why I want this dayvorce."
This is the joke from a category: Divorce jokes

Definition of Divorce: The future tense of marriage.
This is the joke from a category: Divorce jokes

Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do? Use a pencil till I get there
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes